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Lit Life Consulting Day  
  • Date:
  • September 9, 2020
  • Location:
  • Worldwide
  • Venue:
  • Wherever you can talk from!
  • Price:
  • $360.00 USD

Do you meditate and say fuck from time to time?  Perhaps even a lot?  Like waaaay more than the average person?  Actually could that be your FAVORITE word?

Are ya lookin' for some no non-sense non-judgmental down to earth spiritual guidance with practical application to help ya use your inner shine to burn away your bullshit limiting beliefs so you can get aligned to ya higher self aka ya SOUL and live life from a higher, Divine perspective?

Maybe you just want more aligned perspectives on your current situations so you can a few hundred breakthroughs and get some clarity and closure on them chronic issues?

If ya felt any of that hit the mark then a Lit Life Consulting Day with the Lit Life Consultant x Muthafuckin' Monk is EXACTLY solution you've beenlookin' for!  Read on for more info!

Lit is high energy.  If I say I’m lit I mean I’m currently experiencing and intentionally emitting high energy emotions like happiness, passion and joy.  If I say an event will be lit I mean it’s gonna be an intensely enlightening experience. Lit is the state of being when you’re shining at your brightest, living your LIGHT, truth and passion and being aligned to your SOUL.  You become like a miniature sun when you live like this.  And the secret to being lit and living a life of enjoying and emitting joy and happiness and creating high vibe situations is maintaining your own joy and happiness, your own vibe.  Living LIT is like living at your peak state, operating at optimal levels, and the secret to living life lit lies in EMOTIONAL MANAGEMENT.  When you live life LIT you are being the LIGHT and are uninhibited by DARKNESS.  Darkness is only uncertainty and confusion, and living from a consistently Lit perspective and keeping your vibe high you're consistently shining and revealing all of your paths and solutions.


Then there’s Life.  Your life is basically the extensive string of moments you experience from birth to death.  Therefore a Lit Life is a string of lit moments you live through.  Sometimes life throws us moments that ain’t ideal, but this is where EMOTIONAL MANAGEMENT comes in.  Happiness is a choice and it’s up to us to view all situations from the perspective where we can maintain or return to our Lit state, which is alignment to the Soul.


Your life is the day to day shit, but I also refer to the Source/Universe/God as Life itself.  Yes there is a higher power, and we can access it via our FEELINGS and EMOTIONS. Basically, living a more lit life not only makes for a happier life, it allows for that connection with Life to flow freely so we can receive our blessings and manifestations we create.  Consider Life the infinite, non-physical portion of you. We are ALWAYS connected to this non-physical portion and we ALWAYS have access to the INFINITE LITNESS.  The strength of the connection depends on our FOCUS.  Your FOCUS determines your THOUGHTS, which in turn trigger your EMOTIONS, your ENERGY.  The key isn’t to just be LIT 24/7, which is impossible.  The key is in the AWARENESS of your EMOTIONS so you can turn the litness back on when as soon as possible when ya fall off track!  Playas fuck up, and the smart ones don't dwell on it!  Ya SOUL ain't trippin' and neither should you!

And then there’s Consulting.  By definition a consultant is a person who provides expert advice professionally.  Ever hear someone say they wish they had a personal trainer to smack the no-no foods outta their hands just when they’re about to eat it, to help ‘em lose weight and reach their fitness goals?  Lit Life Consulting is kinda like that, except you contact me WHENEVER you NEED to so we can work through the murky shit and getcha back on track. Fuck that down time due to rampant emotions or indecision and shit, every moment wasted living in fear is a moment we can't get back!


So basically as the Lit Life Consultant x MF Monk, I shine my own mufuckin’ sunshine on your clouds of confusion to remind you of your own inner light and help ya regain clarity.  I’ll help ya know what the fuck ya need to know so you can do what the fuck you need to do!  Lemme explain:


Right now there’s a gap between where you are and where you want to be.  You're stuck on one side of the gap and the key to closing this gap and getting to your goal is gaining clarity and havin' a breakthrough.  A breakthrough can be defined as "any significant or sudden advance, development, achievement, or increase, as in scientific knowledge or diplomacy, that removes a barrier to progress."


Breakthroughs only happen when you have a perspective shift that leads to an "Oh shit!" moment.  That's basically when you realize something beneficial that you hadn't realized before and in this case it's a way of looking at things.  For me it goes "Oooooh shit!  I never thought of that shit that way!" and then I look at shit THAT way and have a new way to go!


All breakthroughs begin with a new level of awareness in one of 3 areas: psychology, strategies and implementation.  The reason you haven't already had your breakthrough is due to old thought patterns and habits that don't serve you and keep you living in a loop.  Nothing new can happen without a new possibility being presented.  In order to see new, better possibilities you need to see your situation from new, better perspectives. 


When we operate from higher vibes we are a match to the higher perspective and therefore "know" more of what we need to know to move forward intuitively.  What I'll do is maintain alignment and detachment from your problems to help you see new perspectives that lead to new options and actions, one’s you’ve been missing due to misalignment. Our consulting day will help you gain new perspectives on old shit to make new moves towards elusive goals.  I'll also be helping you shift your thought patterns so you can live life more lit even after your consulting day is done!



The "Muthafuckin' Monk" Breakdown

Word by word:


There's Muthafuckin’, like when you shake your head and just be like “This mufucka here” accompanied by pretty much ANY emotion.  It could be in amusement after a friend says something ridiculous.  It could be in anger as some muthafucka won’t let you in in heavy traffic.  It can be in approval if reference to your significant other and their choice of outfit for yall date.  Muthafuckin’ represents the wiiiiiide variety of fluctuating emotions, which is a part of being human.  I aint perfect, I’ve experienced a life that has shaped my personality outside of the consistent vibe of my Soul and given me habits that have inhibited my flow with Life, but I strive for ascension daily.  Maintaining a steady alignment to my Soul is my TOP priority.  


Then there’s the Monk part, the part that is LOVE LIGHT AND LITNESS on the SOUL level.  This is the infinite non-physical part of us that connects us to all energy and doesn't suffer from the density of the physical body and therefore only knows the highest vibes, emotions of joy and happiness and passion.  This part is constantly reaching out to you to come back towards the LIGHT when you’re focus is fucked up and you can't see the bigger picture.  I really be out here on this Monk shit, doing everything from three day shamanic fasts in the desert to isolation tanks and plant medicine to grow closer to my higher self.  After aaaallllll that I've come to find it's all in your FOCUS and BELIEFS! 


With all that being said, as the Lit Life Consultant x Muthafuckin’ Monk I help mufuckas manage their energy by maintaining their focus to help them live lives driven by the high vibe emotions.  This is not to say you'll never hit lows, but Lit Life Consulting will help you create a habit of AWARENESS so you can know when and how to move back into the Light when you get caught up in the darkness of confusion.  This will ensure will have more clarity, feel more confident and achieve even more than you have already without feeling stressed, overwhelmed or unfulfilled ever again, even after our time together has finished.

I’m offering the Lit Life Consultation Day for an investment of $360, cuz three plus six equals NINE.  I gotta do full on consulting days cuz I don't mind talkin' for a few hours to go through your whole mufuckin LIFE with you and get aaaallllll ya shit straight!  


As for the simple math, in numerology the number 9 is the symbol of wisdom and initiation, of completion and resolution.  It represents enlightenment and spiritual awakening, and it is the last number before the next harmony.  Number 9 indicates that it is time to end a phase or situation that is no longer serving you in a positive way, and this workshop, if you feel it in your heart to attend, will play a significant role in ending old cycles and bringing in the new. 


Bring me all the limits you believe are keepin’ you from livin’ at your littest and we’ll breakthrough as many as we can!  We got aaaaall muthafuckin' day!  Head over to ActionMF.com/allmfday to schedule your consultation day!  PEACE!



Alonzo "ActionMF" Jackson

Lit Life Consultant x Muthafuckin' Monk

"The Samuel L. Jackson of Spiritual Self-Improvement!"

Author of Flyyku:  Musings of a MF Monk

I'm on tour running workshops and retreats WORLDWIDE to help LEADERS like YOU tap into and FOCUS your TRILLNESS (TRUTH and REALNESS, or AUTHENTICITY for the lingo impaired) aka your INNER LIGHT to burn out the BULLSHIT LIMITING BELIEFS, have GREATER IMPACT on the WORLD and to SHINE like the MUTHAFUCKIN' SUN!

Lit is the state of being when you're shining at your brightest, living your truth and passion. Lit is being you're authentic self, intentionally affecting the vibe around you with your own. You become like a miniature sun when you live like this, emitting joy and happiness with your very being. The secret to peak performance lies in EMOTIONAL MANAGEMENT, and that's wtf I help folks with, living in a perpetual state of LITNESS!


When you're aligned to your Soul you see all options equally and have no emotional attachments. Once you attach emotions you cant accurately evaluate your options. You tend to stay stuck in the place you're at cuz youve been makin' that emotional attachment for so long.


What I do is maintain alignment and detachment on my part to help you see new perspectives that lead to new options and actions, one’s you’ve been missing due to misalignment. Our consulting day will help you gain new perspectives on old shit to make new moves towards elusive goals.  As you can see I'm not your average spiritual advisor so anybody I work with has to be some kinda awesome!  Lookin' forward to workin' with ya!  Talk to ya soon!

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